Looks like we have another genius out there saying that the Earth's destruction can be delayed. James Lovelock, the man who pioneered The Gaia hypothesis is the brains behind the prediction. The good news about this article is even though the guy thinks his method will work, he knows we aren't going to do it. He forecasts we will last until the end of the century. Last time I checked, Nostradamus (a real prophet) would have to disagree. Everyone knows we aren't lasting nearly that long.. stupid scientists..

Well, well, well, Pyongyang of North Korea is out there throwin' bows again. Who's surprised? N. Korea has been getting lots of attention lately with the recent testing their nukes. And now, they come out threatening to attack S. Korea if their ships carrying these weapons of mass destruction are inspected. Two things come to mind when thinking about this: 1 - North Korea is itching to use their newly tested nukes. 2- Kim Jong-il is a lunatic. Mix these two together in a little Petri dish and let em' soak for a bit and out pops out World War 3. Are you guys ready for the end? It's coming.

I don't know about anyone else, but I definitely believe everything I see in the movies. And if anyone has seen either The Happening or Lord of the Rings, you know that trees can do some serious damage. So when I read about the trees dying off in Yosemite park, I got a little worried. You know damn well they are going to come back at us full force. I suggest you keep your chainsaw handy, you're going to need it. End of the world, here we come.

That's right. One of the closer living human relatives has been caught on camera eating one of it's deceased babies. This is a sign. The end of the world is nearing and the siege is approaching. Taken straight from the bible:

"Because of the suffering that your enemy will inflict on you during the siege, you will eat the fruit of the womb, the flesh of the sons and daughters the Lord your God has given you."

Prepare yourselves.. the siege of orangutans has begun!

Are plane crashes going to end the world? Probably not, but you never know how the world is going to end. It actually really surprises me that there aren't more airplane crashes. Thousands upon thousands of pounds of metal soaring through the air just doesn't seem right to me. Early this morning a plane crashed in Indonesia killing 98. It lead me to look into the most deadly crashes of all time, and here they are:

5. Turkish Airlines, Bois d' Ermenonville, France, 1974. Fatalities: 346




What happened?
A cargo door on the left hand side of the plane suddenly opened which lead to depressurizing of the cabin instantly ejecting 6 of the passengers. The 2nd engine became inoperative and the pilots could not recover. It was later discovered that the latch pins of the cargo door were not in place.


4. Saudi / Kazastan Airlines, New Delhi, India, 1996. Fatalities: 349




What happened?
Mid-air collision. Apparently, the Kazastan plane had an unauthorized descent which caused the two to collide. The 312 aboard the Saudi Arabian Airlines and the 37 aboard Kazastan Airlines were all killed.


3. Japan Air Lines, Mt. Osutaka, Japan, 1985. Fatalities: 520




What happened?
The plane was involved in a tailstrike incident in 1978. The repairs done were substandard and later lead to the plane's explosive decompression. Boeing conducted research after the crash and calculated the incorrect installation of repairs would handle approximately 10,000 pressurizations. The accident occurred on the 12,319th flight after the repair. The crash at Mt. Osutaka is the deadliest single aircraft crash in history. Remarkably, there were 4 survivors (all female).


2. Pan Am / KLM Airlines, Tenerife, Canary Islands, 1977. Fatalities: 583.




What happened?
Collision on the runway. What set the stage for the day is, around noon, a bomb had exploded Las Palmas passenger terminal closing the airport. This caused a congestion at the Tenerife airport. KLM eventually attempted to takeoff without clearance and collided with Pan Am. 61 of the 396 passengers on Pan Am survived, and all 248 passengers aboard KLM were killed.


1. American / United Airlines, New York City, New York, 2001. Fatalities: 2760





What happened?
A series of coordinated attacks by al-Qaeda upon the United States. The hijackers intentionally crashed two of the airliners into the Twin Towers of the World Trade Center in New York City, killing everyone on board and many others in the building and on the ground. The 157 passengers on American and United Airlines were all killed and 2,603 were killed in or around the Twin Towers.

Let's face it, Earth isn't all that great. Sure it can sustain life, but wouldn't it have been pretty sweet if we actually landed on a good planet? We could be walking around on ground as soft as those damn Tempurpedic matresses. We could have adapted into breathing in something cool like gasoline fumes. The list goes on and on. People think this place is so great because it's all we know. Open your eyes, Earth sucks. I could draw up a better place to live with my two hands tied behind my back.



We also have the girliest plant in the universe. How awesome would it be if you could look out your window to flame plumes going hundreds of miles into the sky? The sooner the world ends the sooner we can get the hell out of here and find a place that doesn't suck.

You know things are bad when Google can't keep up their web pages. Once again, I can't get to my Google News. Last Thursday they announced that 14% of their users experienced slow downs due to issues with routing through Asia. I'm calling BS. You can't just go around blaming everything on Asia, Google. Man up.. you've been hacked. And just so you all know, when Google fails so does the world.

What is the biggest global health threat of the 21st century? You know this one.. swine flu right? NOPE! According to Lancet and some researchers from University College London (see footnote) we have to worry about climate change. Apparently, they think climate change will affect the health of billions of people or something. I thought the most interesting part of the article was this:

"The Indian government has nearly completed plans for seven-foot-high double-thickness razor wire and steel fence 4500 kilometres long along the entire border with Bangladesh and it's there to keep out the climate migrants,"

You would think they would have something better to do with their time instead of building The Great Wall of Razor Wire. Grats India, you're terrible.

London Liberals


Footnote: Never believe anything you hear coming out of London. Those people are idiots.

Inventions like these actually make me want the world to end sooner. I have a secret. If you use Bluetooth everyone hates you.

Definitely wouldn't surprise me at this point. Woke up this morning feeling like death and it hasn't gone away yet. Our time has come.. prepare yourselves!

Looks like we're gonna be losing these far sooner than most people think says some dude from Cambridge. He probably doesn't realize that the end of the world will be here far sooner. Cambridge my ass.

I went ahead and threw up a countdown the world's demise. The Mayans say it's gonna be Dec 21 2012 at 11:11 GMT. I doubt we'll be waiting this long but I'll give them the benefit of the doubt. You'll see it on the right of the blog. Good luck to everyone.

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Considering this is the first post of the blog, I figured I would do this blog justice and go ahead and lay any questions to rest. When is the world going to end you ask? The answer is simple... soon.