Hello friends and foes. You are most likely always expecting current author and editor of this blog, Trust Me, to write all the posts. However, on this fine day I, the laptop, have taken over! It's not everyday I get to vent my frustrations so I will take this very seriously. I am currently almost 3 years old, which in computer years is about 63. I need a lot of help to be back up to speed from where I was when I was born. I feel so slow and worthless. I'm heading towards retirement fast. My keys are are very dirty and my joints are getting squeaky when I open and close. I have lots of scratches and wear on my front and backside. My once shiny coat is now dulled out from use and neglect. Also, with other new ones like me coming around every couple of weeks, I'm feeling a little bit overweight. There are new HP laptops which are sleek and lightweight which are making me very jealous. I wish I could look like one of those beauties. Shiny keys, best resolution screen out there, very fast thinker- all the attributes my human friends could ask for. Although I'm pretty much done for, I wanted to give anyone out there the opportunity to buy one like me, only 10x better. I'm going to show you a link to a beautiful laptop and give you a coupon for some great savings. You must use it by 8/23/09! See the details below. Thanks for hearing me out!

Get $500 off instantly when you purchase an HP HDX 16t with $300 coupon code NBN3248 + $200 Instant Rebate. Valid through 8/23 or while supplies last. Restrictions and exclusions apply.