How is the World going to end?

Most likely not by the Large Hadron Collider. In an article by the NY Times called Giant Particle Collider Fizzles, we learn about a few of the new issues being brought to the forefront of the $9 billion machine. Once rumored to have the ability to cause black holes, the collider is said to have thousands of bad electrical connections and is even being deserted by some scientists. The magnets which, in theory, should push the particles around 17 miles of tubing are failing to operate at high energies. Here is the recap of the collider's success to date:

Particles collided: 0
Black holes created: 0
Earths destroyed: 0

I would have created the same thing 1/100th of the cost.. just sayin'.

hadron collider sucks