Let's face it, Earth isn't all that great. Sure it can sustain life, but wouldn't it have been pretty sweet if we actually landed on a good planet? We could be walking around on ground as soft as those damn Tempurpedic matresses. We could have adapted into breathing in something cool like gasoline fumes. The list goes on and on. People think this place is so great because it's all we know. Open your eyes, Earth sucks. I could draw up a better place to live with my two hands tied behind my back.



We also have the girliest plant in the universe. How awesome would it be if you could look out your window to flame plumes going hundreds of miles into the sky? The sooner the world ends the sooner we can get the hell out of here and find a place that doesn't suck.